the curse of the phone courier

I got a great little phone message from Ramsey. Let me tell you how GREAT, and utterly fabulous he is at giving phone messages!

Ramsey: BYU called to let you know one of your articles is getting published.
Me: Oh cool, which one?
Ramsey: I don't remember.
Me: Do you remember the topic?
Ramsey: No.
Me: Did it have to do with folklore?
Ramsey: Um. I don't remember.
Me: Did it have to do with the Merchant of Venice?
Ramsey: Um, don't remember.
Me: When will it be published?
Ramsey: Uh, I forgot.